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FREE PONY RIDES! (except not.)

So you may remember I was supposed to move yesterday… Welp, I did not. Sadly, my move-in date got pushed back to this Friday, as they are doing renovations on my apartment and aren’t finished them yet. Meh meh meh.

I am definitely disappointed; I was REALLY looking forward to moving. But what can ya do? At least I have a few extra days to pack, which is a very good thing. I have been slack-a-lackin’ on the pack-a-lackin’.

Anyway, let’s do some weekend recappage. I have a TON of pictures, so gird your loins.

Saturday night was my good friend Emily’s 29th birthday.

Emilio is one of my oldest friends. We have been friends since Grade 1! We have been through a lot together, and she stood by me during the Captain Hook incident (and kindly pointed out that I had Egg McMuffin on my face).

Emily and her lover Corey hosted a party at their crib on Saturday night, and the Facebook invite said there was going to be pony rides!

I found it really funny that most of the people who commented on the event page were like “OMG, is there actually going to be pony rides?!” and Emily responded to none of them, thus luring people in… Because really, who can resist a party with pony rides?

It was a dirty trick. There were no pony rides (I knew she was joking, but it was funny that people actually thought she was serious).

Pony rides or no pony rides though, I had a great time. Some of my best minxes were in attendance…

And there was a LOT of food.

This may be the best snack room of all time. I love how it was decorated in pure pink, like a child’s birthday party. And I loved the assortment of snacks going on in here. I kept dropping by for a little face-stuffing action.

The chocolate chip cookies on the top left were amazing. I had three of them.

And this table totally reminded me of elementary school lunches. I was so impressed with the selection. Gummies, Tootsie Rolls, and those little cupcakes with the white swirl icing! I can’t remember the last time I’ve had those. I shoved a package in my purse to take home with me in the morning. I’m kicking myself for not taking a package of those brownies with me also…

We had a pretty awesome dinner as well.

So much for eating less/healthier. Ah well. I can’t pass up barbecue fare (can anyone?).

I honestly felt like I was at a carnival. Em has a popcorn machine…

And a cotton friggin’ candy machine.

That thing was amazing. All you have to do is throw in a couple of hard Jolly Rancher candies, swirl your stick around a bit…

And BAM. Cotton Candy.

I think I need to get one of these… It would probably be pretty dangerous for me though, I’d be eating cotton candy all day long.

Also, remember the Princess cutout we brought to the bar for Corey’s 30th birthday party?

It made a reappearance. And it had a pirate friend.

Leanne and I had some fun with those.

Emily has a million hats kicking around for some reason, so we also had an impromptu hat party.

And a sparkler party…

Ladder ball…

And a bonfire!

I felt like I was camping.

There were definitely some childhood elements to this party, but we managed to grown-upify it with some booze. Like birthday cake shots…

(with birthday cake vodka)

And frozen shot glass shots also.

I reallllly liked those.

So I need to take a second to highlight a few of Emily’s gifts.

For our friend Mark’s birthday a couple months ago, Corey and Emily got him an abnormally large stuffed bear.

(Oh, and I am wearing the same shirt. Good thing I am not a celebrity.)

The bear was a joke gift, obviously, as what are you going to do with that thing besides have photoshoots with it? So Dawn and Mark decided to repay Emily by giving her a picture they randomly acquired.

Isn’t it gorgeous?

Corey and Emily liked it.

Obviously it had to go on the wall.

So beautiful.

Emily also received the world’s longest beard.

Which was passed around…

I am a beardo. Someone told me to look seductive for the photo, so there you go, and you are welcome. I do think it gives me a wise and stately demeanor at least.

Anyway, fun times. Fun, fun times. Happy Birthday to my lovely Emilio!

29 years from now I hope we are still throwing parties just like this one!

Weekend Fun Times

Friday night after my conference, I pretty much headed straight to the movies to see American Reunion with my friends Dawn, Leanne and Julie (and their men, but no one cares about them). Leanne pointed out that the four of us girls saw the original American Pie together in high school!

So romantic.

I was actually really impressed with the movie. It was a lot more funny than I expected it to be (I just expected it to be dumb), and it made me laugh quite hard throughout. I loooved the first two movies, but was not as big of a fan of American Wedding (I never saw Band Camp or any of the other weird ones that had none of the same actors). I thought Stifler was too over the top in American Wedding, like he was over-acting his character or something. And he kept doing this weird thing with his lips that really bothered me. But American Reunion was good, and funny. Stifler was back on his A-game, and all the other characters were tip-top.

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I would also like to say that Eugene Levy lives on as my favourite person on the planet.

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He makes me laugh so hard. Even just looking at his face makes me laugh.

I had some wine with the girls afterwards, and it was a struggle to stay up until midnight, let me tell you. I was so exhausted that I nearly passed out holding my wine glass. I can’t even describe to you how excited I was to sleep in on Saturday and spoon my cat.

At the risk of sounding incredibly cool, my cat is the best spooner in the world. She snuggles right into my chest under the covers and purrs her cute little face off. It is the most comforting thing.

Saturday night I had a girls’ night with my good friend Sherrie and a bunch of her friends who I’ve met a few times and enjoy quite a lot.

(Sherrie is in the middle, and she is baaaad in plaaaaid.)

We went to our very favourite country bar, The Corral. It is always, always a fun time, because there are usually hilarious people in attendance…

Yes, this picture of the beardo and I was taken there.

And also because the dance floor is always rammed, and there are impromptu dance floor parties with strangers.

Well I do know these two cheeky minxes…

My friends Candis (you may remember her from her birthday Mardi Gras party, and my ugly sweater Christmas party) and Amber were there for a bachelorette party, so I randomly ran into them and we dosey-doed for a bit. Because that is what you do at country bars.

And it should be noted that my awesome dance skills live on…

Fun times. Just a ton o’ fun.

Sunday I slept in once again (cat spooned) and it was gloooorious. But it was a beautiful day, and I eventually made it outside for a little trail run.

So beautiful. I guess running on a trail is harder than pavement because the ground is uneven, but I actually enjoy it more because of the scenery. Obviously there is more to look at. It makes me feel thankful to be outside, and miss where I grew up (even though this is in a tiny city forest). So it doesn’t feel harder to me. I like it.

And welp, that is my weekend in a nutshell. I don’t have a better ending, so that is it. Hope you guys all had a fab one as well!