A short comic about the time my friend Melissa was over for a sleepover and I accidentally crotched myself.
It hurt a lot. The End.
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Thanks for popping by! My name is Lindsey, and I pretty much have two moods: happy, or hungry. I like to tell stories and draw pictures of my adventures. I will do just about anything to make someone laugh.
oh no!!!! I know the pain because I too crotched myself but on my older brother’s much too big for me mountain bike. However, I laughed my way through this whole thing as soon as I saw JTT.
Not even JTT could ease the pain of getting crotched.
I’m so sorry to tell you this made me snort laugh, sorry about your crotch injury, that hurts like a mo-fo! Great comic portrayal
You snort laughing makes me happy, so no worries!
HAHAHA maaaan.
Also, I am pretty sure I had those JTT posters. especially the one with the shirtless overalls. Hubba hubba… haaaaa
Oh I chose those three posters because I can still picture them on my wall. Serious hubba hubba, especially to the shirtless overalls.
OMG, dying over all those JTT posters in the background.
Oh dear, I definitely laughed out loud! Sorry! (The eyes are priceless.)
Also, I’ve been reading your blog for a few months now but I haven’t commented before. Why this is the first entry I commented on beats me… being crotched is kind of a shared experience :/
No sorries! And I’m glad the story of me crotching myself lured you out of lurking
I always love the facial expressions in your cartoons! The transition from the closed-eye dancing to the “OMFG, I’M GOING TO FALL” is just priceless… says it all without words!!
OMFG, I’M GOING TO FALL is exactly what I was trying to portray there!
I don’t understand girls at all…why the shit were you dancing on the bed post? Why? I don’t get it? THIS IS why the profession of pole dancing still reigns on strong. Also how’s your crotch? Did it turn out okay? I’d make a perverse comment about being a professional crotch looker but I’m taken and got my hands full in that area..and you now have a new boyfriend who has never met me before or understands our humor.
Because I was showing off! My crotch is A-okay, not to worry. And ohh he understands our humour, no worries there either.
was the beframe rounded or square. I’m not sure really why it matters because YEOOWWOUCH!!
Square and wooden! And kind of wide!
lol! We all been there. Well, maybe not all of us – but at least any of us that lived on the top of a hill and owned a yellow banana seat bicycle with the streamers that we were too short for at the time. Sweet mother of being popsicled, it was unpleasant. ”^o^”
haha. Yes I have done that also. But this was my worst crotching experience
Remember the time you did that on one of the posts of your four post bed………that was an entirely different outcome.
har har.
Amaze balls!! I forgot this gem.
I first read this as crocheted, like you knitted yourself to the bed or something so I was confused when I was looking through the cartoons, but I finally caught on. Good thing you had a visual ; )
Hahaha, this comment made me laugh out loud. I love that you read it as crocheted, haha.
I had a similar experience at Pre-School. I was climbing a metal ladder and slipped. It hurt so much!
Aww preschool! So young to be crotched!
i am dying for so many reasons: crotched as a word, JTT bare-chested in overalls, and love your drawings so much it hurts
Crotched is totally a word.
I love how JTT was watching the whole thing. You are hilarious!
Owwww…. I learned from the Vagina Monologues that the clitoris has 3 times as many nerve endings as guys’ parts. That means your crotching hurt more.
I hope this comment isn’t flagged as SPAM because I said the V-word.
Hilarious! That had to have hurt. BAD!
This happened to me on a bike. I slipped off the seat and crotched on the bar. It was so painful that I just laid down in the middle of the street until I could pull myself together.
Well, you could have at least warned us with a spoiler alert…