I am a talented googler. I google pretty much everything, and I am very proud of my googling skills, which I have been carefully honing since high school. I sometimes think to myself that there is nothing I can’t find via google.
Google is the first place I turn when I don’t know the answer to something. And if I have just met you…watch out. I am probably googling you. If you are my friend or coworker, I have googled you. If you have an internet scandal, I know about it.
I just like to google. I am a googler.
Yesterday I misplaced a handwritten note somewhere on my desk in my office, and for a moment I thought I could google its whereabouts. When I remembered that google does not have the answer for everything, and no you can’t actually google something you physically misplace, I was disappointed. Why can’t google know this?
What would it be like if you could google something you’ve lost?
Wouldn’t it be nice if I could just be like…
And wouldn’t it be nice if google could also answer questions about your life’s mysteries?