Random Search Terms, Volume 3

In addition to alligator arms, there have been a few other gems of search terms that have landed people on my blog lately.

I reallllly enjoy reading through the search terms on my stats and seeing what people searched to (somehow) get here. Sometimes it is relevant, like “happy or hungry”. That would make sense.

But usually I am thinking “WHY are you googling this?” and also “HOW did this make you end up on my blog?”

But, I am nothing if not helpful. So if you are looking for any of the following things, you can find them here.

This!

Maybe it looks different on a PC though. I’ll have to google that and see.

That, my young googling friend, is an ice boat.

It’s pretty awesome. I totally want one.

That would be Jordan.

I cut his rat tail off though, because it was ugly.

Welp.

People used to say that I did…

Seriously?! Me too!

No, that’s not true. I just pretended I did.

Because nobody can stop at one cookie.

There is no point in trying.

It is kind of weird that people would search for those things, but I can understand how they ended up here.

There are a few search terms that I cannot help with though.

Okay, I will not.

I don’t want to say yes or no, but…

I will let you come to your own conclusion.

I don’t even know what to say to that.

They should be!

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26 responses to “Random Search Terms, Volume 3

  1. I got dat hump. bump. nasal childdddddd.

    What the heck.

  2. I just LOL’ed at my desk at work and everyone looked at me funny. Hump bump nasal child…..classic.

  3. laughing aloud at my desk. this is awesome.

  4. Ah, I love funny search terms! And then some almost hurt my feelings. Like “you aren’t funny at all”. Oh. OK, google. That kind of hurt. Ha!

  5. Hahhaah wow these are super great, yet again! Mine really are NOT funny.. I am jealous of the people who search your blog in those rather unique ways 🙂

    • I think the lesson here is to talk about random things, and the chances are better of people landing on your blog when they search for random things…making your search terms more amusing for yourself 🙂

  6. Fergie scares me. She was at this bar where my roommate work (a karaoke bar) and refused to sing. That ok, because of every black eyed peas song sounds like a computer anyhow.

  7. HAHA! Hump bump nasal child? What the HECK.

    You made me want to divulge into my search terms, and I just found “ammo to go”. I’m a little scared now.

  8. I love these posts! I might have to do a similar one of my own… I’d never looked at my search terms before but this prompted me to check them out…and there are a few that just make me wonder “why would anyone ever google this??!”

  9. Hahaha I love this. too frickin funny.

  10. Hahaha, nothing like a good search term or two to brighten my day. Oh, and that’s exactly what I look like in close proximity of cookies…

  11. Freaking hilarious!!

    Um, I totally had those NKOTB dolls. And I absolutely cut off the rat tail.

  12. Those cats! I’ve never felt so threatened in my life ;-)…no wonder alligators are afraid of their cuteness!

  13. lol!! this made me laugh so hard. someone found my blog today by typing “sleep is for the weak.” I concur.

    Other favourites include:
    1. cigarette holders and striptease (wtf?)
    2. watch out! there’s going to be earth cookies! (fave!)
    3. sexy dessert (damn right!)
    4. i think my homemade food tastes better (I beg to differ)
    5. how i met your mother vegetarian bro (I don’t even…know. lol)

    I’ll leave it at that…I giggle a lot 🙂 haha

  14. Maybe the Fergie thing was referencing the Duchess of York. Man, I bet she was mad when Black Eyed Peas Fergie stole all her thunder. 🙂

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  16. So I am trying soooo hard not to LOL at work and out myself, but your posts don’t make it easy 🙂 I am cracking up (quietly, inside)!

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