A tray of fruit that was leftover from a meeting has been sitting in our office fridge since Tuesday.
My boss, trying to be funny or something, opened up the fridge this afternoon and exclaimed (loudly, so that I would know to listen) “I can’t believe this fruit has survived in the fridge for three days with Lindsey around!”
I forgot about the fruit actually, or I would have eaten it.
Anyway, boss was all “I think it’s still good!” and brought the fruit out of the fridge and left it on our main counter.
Later this afternoon I headed out into the main office, and walked by the fruit. Without thinking or really looking at it, I absentmindedly grabbed a strawberry and popped it into my mouth.
That is mold. Awesome.
Still jealous of my working environment? Someone is clearly trying to poison me.