Last night we celebrated my friend Corey’s 30th birthday party at a bar with a bunch of friends. Corey is our first close friend to turn the big 3-0, so obviously we went all out in a very mature fashion to reflect how old he is turning.
Do any of you guys have a friend’s 30th coming up? Any birthday coming up? You may want to take note.
First you must make sure his gift is in a very attractive gift bag that is not creepy at all. And then you make him pose with it.
(My friend Dawn picked that up at the dollar store! Creepiness for only one dollar. Score.)
Then you pick up a giant cardboard cutout of a princess in her natural habitat. And again make him pose with it.
You also tell him that he must look at the deer like he loves it.
Actually you get everyone to pose with the princess cut out. Even strangers. Especially strangers.
And anyone who is lucky enough to walk by your table.
And the live band also.
Princess plays the guitar. Who knew?
Then you give the birthday boy new winking joke glasses. And obviously you make him wear them.
Such a pretty birthday boy.
And the glasses are of course a great addition to the ones you already own.
It’s also a good idea to get the birthday boy a giant flashing sign that says “Birthday Girl” so he is easily recognizable.
And a giant birthday card that you ask every stranger in the bar to sign and leave personal messages on “for the birthday girl”.
This is very important, as it is a keepsake he can own forever.
And you should also get a token Movember picture.
And a festive Christmas tree picture with all your besties :).
If you follow those tips, your friend is sure to have an awesome birthday. I think it would be pretty impossible not to.
And with that…
I hope you guys all have a great one!