The Blue Birthday Weekend

Emily’s birthday festivities continued this weekend. Em and her fiancé Corey (yeah! Fiancé! They got engaged just over a week ago!) had rented a chalet in Blue Mountain for the weekend, and after their love fest, Emily invited a bunch of us up there for a girls’ night out on Saturday.

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As clearly demonstrated in that photo, Emily can barely contain her excitement. Also, not as demonstrated in that photo, you did not have to be blonde to participate. I get comments on this a lot, but it is just a coincidence. I think there was something in the water where we grew up.

Anyway, Blue Mountain is a ski resort, and kind of like Ontario’s version of Whistler (only nowhere near as awesome as Whistler). I have stayed there quite a few times for work, as my old organization’s alpine skiing championships took place there (I blogged about it a couple of times). In the summer the skiing conditions look like this…

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It’s more of a giant hill than a mountain, but since we are mountainless in Ontario we have to get creative. Blue Mountain has a ton of summer activities in addition to winter skiing stuff, and it also has a really cute village with a bunch of restaurants, shops, bars, etc.

The gorgeous chalet Emily had rented was about a two minute walk from the village, so we arrived early Saturday afternoon, got all settled in, and headed over there to check it out.

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The village was hopping! A live band was playing that was actually pretty good, and tons of people were out enjoying the sunshine. The people-watching was fantastic.

Our friend Leon is pregnant (yay baby!), so we hit up an Irish pub for lunch so she could feed her ginger fetus.

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Em and I

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I love beer on a sunny patio so, so much. One of my favourite summer activities.

I had a bagel on the way up so my hunger monster was not in danger of making an appearance and actually I wasn’t really hungry at all. I can always eat though, so Em and I ordered nachos to share with our table. They were ridiculously cheesy and delicious.

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As nachos should be. Nobody else really had a great experience here though. The service wasn’t the best and a couple of the salads had brown lettuce. It’s hard to mess up nachos though, and I loved them, so my only complaint was that our server never came back so I could order more beer.

Since the day was beautiful, the rest of the afternoon was spent at the spa/pool area. The pool is indoors, but there were several different outdoor hottubs on various levels.

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It was nice and leisurely.

The restaurants in the village are a bit more expensive than what’d you’d find for the same thing elsewhere (typical with touristy spots), so rather than eat out twice we decided to have a big family dinner, Jersey Shore style.

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Can’t go wrong with frozen pizza!

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Cheap and it hit the spot. And Leanne’s pasta salad was ridiculous and sounded really easy to make. I will have to recreate.

After dinner we played some games (toss the rings on the blow-up birthday cake), and did some shots…

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And we also celebrated Dawn’s sister Melon’s birthday. Her cake was beautiful.

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And very appropriate.

As is customary around here, we had some props for the bar. I’m pretty sure Dawn brought the entire contents of her Tickle Trunk, and we had some new additions also. Like this trumpet.

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To replace the saxophone. The trumpet was actually more fitting for Emily, as she played the trumpet in high school.

And we also had the baby.

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To replace Troy.

Dawn got Melon one of those random Dollar Store  surprise bags for her birthday, which came with a colouring book complete with markers, so we brought those along as well. One of my favourite moments of the evening was when Melon coloured the lips of a random man with the red marker like lipstick.

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This picture demonstrates it quite well also.

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I was worried about the trumpet because when we had the saxophone we would put drinks in the bell of the saxophone and make people drink out of it, but I didn’t see how that was going to happen with the trumpet. When I brought up my concern to Dawn she said “Oh but we can just funnel a drink straight through the trumpet into someone’s mouth.”

So that’s what we did.

And then the bouncer came over and said he needed to confiscate the trumpet and here is how that conversation went:

Bouncer – I am going to have to take that trumpet.
Me – Why?
Bouncer – Because you just used it to pour a drink down someone’s throat.
Me – Oh, that’s true. We did do that.
Bouncer – We feel like that could happen again.
Me – Probably. It did work out really well the first time.

So the trumpet got taken away for a while. But we were able to get our “property” back as we were leaving to go to another bar.

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We looooved that man’s soft leopard vest. Lucky Emily got to wear it.

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Ohh it was a great night. 

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Dawn had a couple of great recaps of our adventures as well if you want to check them out:

The Dirtiest of the Thirties

On Saturday I officially welcomed my childhood friend Emily to the Dirty Thirty Club (of which I am already a member). 

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(This picture is from Emily’s amazing birthday party last year.)

Em’s birthday was on Saturday, and she and her lover Corey hosted a big barbecue at their love shack for all of their family and friends. Evan and I skipped out on the evening painting activities (oh darn!) to attend this, so we quickly went from painty slob-fest…

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To apropos barbecue attire.

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I originally wasn’t sure how we were going to be able to make it to the party because it is about an hour and a half drive to Em and Cork’s from Evan’s cottage (and for some reason it took us two hours to get home), but Evan is beautiful and when I brought up my concern about this he immediately offered to drive. I was so happy. Emily is the greatest, most thoughtful friend (remember the stocking she got me for Christmas?!) and I would have been so sad to miss her big day. I still remember playing velcro catch in Emily’s backyard on her 10th birthday, so I had to see her turn 30!

And it was great to see all our old pals.

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Friends since Grade 9!

I wouldn’t have thought Emily and Corey could outdo their free pony rides (but not actually) soiree for Emily’s birthday last year, but I was wrong. Those two sure know how to throw a party.

They had the typical BBQ fare of burgers and hotdogs, so I scored a burger and also some of everything on this table.

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And maybe this table also…

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I was especially excited for that cherry cheesecake. Homemade and delicious.

The birthday girl accidentally burned her finger while attempting to blow out her sparklers, but she is a trooper and didn’t let her finger burn damper her evening.

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She was still quite happy.

We played some fun games outside for a while, like frisbee cup.

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It’s a drinking game. You are supposed to throw a frisbee at the other team’s sticks and if the cup flies off the other team has to drink (we also played this at my friend Leah’s bachelorette on the beach last summer). No one should have ever put Dawn and I on a team together because we were both not the greatest at the frisbee throwing.

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I am going to say I was distracted by Dawn’s amazing mustache glasses. We both seemed to get better the more we drank though, and Emily and her sister Sara (in the picture beside Dawn) were quite good. They were able to redeem us so we could get these guys over here to drink.

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Also in attendance were all the parents who chaperoned us at Dawn and Mark’s wedding in Jamaica in January.

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Well I say chaperoned, but in reality they drank more than we did. Aren’t they the cutest, happiest grown-ups of all time? They had quite the reunion. Dawn and I were explaining to Julie’s dad Kenny that in Jamaica we each had a day when we were the most intoxicated (catamaran for Dawn, Negril for me), and we asked Kenny what his day was. His response was “I guess pretty much the entire time,” which made us laugh hard.

I also told Kenny that I didn’t recognize him without his sunglasses on.

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Because in Jamaica he wore them the entire time. Even indoors.

Kenny enjoys us quite a lot, and us him.

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We also convinced Kenny that he should drink a beer out of the Oktoberfest boot. He said okay.

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He had to wear the birthday cape for this.

And not to be outdone, Leanne’s dad Bobby did the boot thing as well.

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And since those are our examples of how to be a proper adult, the birthday girl and I mayyyy have gotten in on this boot action also. And I may have been wearing the birthday cape…

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Oh it was a fun time.

So happy dirty 30 to my little Emilio! Thank you for hosting the best party!

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And thank you for the beautiful photobomb Joel!

I said at the end of my post for Emily’s birthday last year that 29 years from then I hoped we would be throwing parties just like that one, and I am happy that at least one year later nothing has changed!

Dawn had a really great post about Emily’s birthday also if you want to check it out.

Painting + Brunching + Leisuring

On Friday night, we made the trip once again up to Evan’s cottage to finish all the work we had started last weekend. Thankfully the floors were now done, so all that was left was painting. We had the same painting crew as last weekend, plus Brotherman’s fiancée Kelly, so with all of us and our brushes the time flew by and we are done everything except the bathrooms and kitchen. Including the popcorn ceiling in the living/dining room (the most annoying I would say). Success.

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Yep, we paint with beer. It makes it way more fun, like a painting party. We were happy painters.

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Just happy painters all around.

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Oh wait.

Evan and I actually had to leave  around 4pm on Saturday because we had my good friend Emily’s 30th birthday barbecue to attend. So we got all cleaned up and headed over to that, and it was the most fun break of all time. More on that later though, because it needs a separate post.

On Sunday morning we were back at the cottage for more leisurely shenanigans. And it was actually a nice day! Surprise! We also had a couple of things to celebrate, Brotherman and Kelly’s impending nuptials (yayyyy lovers!), and also Kelly’s birthday.

So we all headed to the Victoria Inn in Gores Landing to get our celebration brunch on.

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It was so nice. Just the cutest little inn ever. The eight of us sat on the gorgeous back patio, which had a very nice view of the lake.

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Well, if that tree wasn’t in the way it would.

It was a big party of lovers. We had Kelly and Michael (Brotherman), the guests of honour…

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Evan’s cousin Barb and her husband Brian…

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Don’t Barb and Evan look alike? I think they do!

Evan and I…

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With our mimosas.

And the ultimate lovers, Evan’s Uncle Gino and Auntie Eedie.

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Who are great. Uncle Gino makes me laugh hard.

Nearly all of us ordered the sweet potato soup and the pan-fried Cajun pickerel.

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No regrets here. Both were delicious. My dad used to make the most amazing pickerel ever (breaded with Cornflakes!) and it didn’t quite compare to that, but it was still really good and I enjoyed it.

Kelly’s vegetarian plate looked pretty great as well.

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I had apple crisp with ice cream for dessert, but I accidentally deleted my picture of it, so here’s Barb’s blue cheese dessert plate with ice wine.

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I thought that blue cheese was the only kind of cheese I didn’t like but oh boy was I wrong. I think I just don’t like it in sauce form, because I loved that blue cheese!

It was a really great brunch, with lots of toasting to Brotherman and Kelly.

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I should mention that almost Evan’s entire family (and his friends) call him The Porpoise, or Porpy, or Porp because he was such a graceful swimmer when he was younger. Aww, haha. It is a funny nickname, and I am pretty much the only one who calls him Evan. It’s also funny because my parents used to call me Mermaid because I liked swimming so much (no one said I was graceful).

Anyway, after brunch we headed back to the cottage for some leisuring. It’s so beautiful!

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It looks like a movie cottage.

I immediately set up shop in that hammock, right by the lake.

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So super comfy. Uncle Gino brought over a second hammock and set it up so I had some company…

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And this was my view as I drifted off to sleep.

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Perfect. It may have been the best nap of my life.

It was just an excellent weekend all around. And I’m hoping the nicer weather is finally here to stay.

The Art of Marketing Conference

I was given a complimentary pass to attend the Art of Marketing conference on Wednesday at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre. Not because of my blog, it was through my job. But I was excited because it is one of the most renowned marketing conferences and for a one day event it is tres expensive. Communications is more my forte than marketing (I studied journalism, got into communications, and then sort of just branched into marketing since they are sort of intertwined), so I was hoping to hear some new ideas that I could apply professionally (and maybe personally).

They had some pretty amazing speakers lined up: Biz Stone, co-founder of Twitter and named one of the most influential people in the world by Time magazine; Seth Godin, author, blogger, and overall marketing genius; Charles Duhigg, a New York Times reporter and author; Jonah Berger, professor and viral marketing expert; and David Usher, musician, frontman of Moist (terrible word/name for a band, just saying), and he also did his solo thing for a while.

David Usher was up first, and to be honest he was the speaker I was most looking forward to.

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Because I used to really like Moist. I saw them in concert a few times. I immediately tweeted about this…

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(I got it back, not to worry. This was my first big concert and before I learned that maybe flip flops weren’t appropriate mosh pit attire.)

David Usher actually saw this tweet and read it out loud to the entire. audience. (about 2,000 people) during his presentation. I nearly fell off my chair when I realized it was mine. I was so excited.

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Anyway, fangirl comments aside, his presentation was great. He spoke about creativity and how everyone is creative, even if they think they are not. There are many different ways to be creative, as I’m sure we all know. I actually have a lot to say about this so I think I am going to do a separate post about it.

He also performed a bit at the Art of Marketing.

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Which was pretty awesome. Probably the most exciting conference speaker I have witnessed.

But they were all good. I took something away from all of them. From David Usher I took away that everyone can be creative, and creativity is like a muscle: the more you use it, the stronger it is.

From Jonah Berger I took away the notion that you can engineer your content to be more viral, you just need to use the right tools. I think the biggest tool he covered that stuck with me was to find the “inner remarkability” of things. If something isn’t remarkable, make it exciting. He used Blendtec (a blender company) as an example of this:

How hilarious is that boring blender now?

I mean, my life isn’t all that exciting, but I blog about it anyway.

He also said, basically, tell stories. People like stories. They will share them.

From Seth Godin I took away that bald is beautiful.

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And that you should do something that might not work. Something that matters, something original, but something that might fail. And that if failure is not an option, neither is success.

From Charles Duhigg I learned that there is a science in habits. Cue, routine, reward. He also was talking about how it’s been proven that people who make exercise a habit are better at life in general, and he had a bunch of examples for this. It really inspired me to run regularly again (umm, haven’t ran since…but I will!)

And from the man Biz (who, by the way, is really funny), I took away that you can take away something from everything, coincidentally. Everything is a life lesson. And also that you can rave on about anything if you are important enough. Everyone will hang onto your every word.

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He also talked about philanthropy being the future of marketing, because people are attracted to meaning. I really like this idea, and that is the world I want to live in. I can’t get behind just wanting to make money. That is not something that will ever drive me. I like to feel like I am doing something that has a purpose, you know?

So anyway, the conference was great. My only complaint would be that they didn’t have lunch. I might actually fill out the online survey and for the question that says “What would you like to see at the Art of Marketing 2014?” I will probably write “Lunch. Snacks.”

I didn’t starve though, I found a friend!

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I randomly bumped into my fave Canadian blog pal Stephanie Fusco and we had a triple lunch date with her friend Shannon (who recognized me from my piggyback fail video, ooooh). We went to Lonestar Texas Grill across the street for fajitas and margaritas.

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Texas-sized margaritas. Just living the dream.

Lonestar used to be my favourite chain restaurant. I cannot get enough of their fajitas.

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They have gone down in quality a bit I think since I have last been there. But they make their own wraps themselves and those are amazing.

Anyway, it was a fun day, I learned a ton, and I’m so glad I ran into Steph! Good times all around.

Have a great weekend! Back to paint-fest for me!

On Tuesdays I Play Volleyball

If you’ve been following my blog for a while, you may remember me posting about my adventures in beach volleyball last summer.

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Laura and I

I had such a fun time that when my team asked if I wanted to play with them in the spring league I was all over it. So for the past five weeks, every Tuesday, I’ve been at Ashbridges Bay for some sweet volleyball action.

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My team members Ryan (he is not usually quite that hardcore looking), Laura and Matt. Our team has nine people in total, mostly from my old work building. You may remember Matt from my the day I tried rowing.

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That was an adventure and a half.

My friend Hannah (<- remember the time we went to a cat show?) is on my team also, but sadly she couldn’t make it last night because she was reffing soccer. She is very athletic and is good at pretty much every sport. I am so in awe of people who are sporty.

The spring league is definitely not as busy as the summer, but there are still quite a lot of teams. And we are still exactly average in the rec league. The standings were posted last night and we are 12th out of 29. Actually, I think that’s better than last year.

Last night we sucked pretty hard though. Volleyball is the only sport with a ball I am moderately good at (as in, I can usually get the ball over the net, with a lot of enthusiasm!) but last night I had a couple superstar moves and I have no idea where they came from. I was feeling very proud of myself and I was thinking maybe it was going to be a turning point for me and I was suddenly going to be a volleyball prostar. And then I got hit directly in the face with the ball. And that was the end of that. My newfound skills were suddenly gone and I was back to average. Ho hum. Oh well, everyone said it looked hilarious, so at least I was still entertaining.

It is a ton of fun though, even when we lose (or get hit in the face), and I am grateful for any activity that gets me on the beach in the sunshine.

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It’s gorgeous down there. That whole area is really nice, and there is a huge boardwalk that runs beside the beach.

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It is a lot less fun when it rains though, which we have encountered more times this spring than in the summer. It’s cold, and the ball gets caked with sand so when you hit it you get sand all in your face. Fun times.

So that’s what’s been up on the volleyball front.

Everybody’s Painting for the Weekend

I meant to write this baby up on Sunday, but when I arrived home I basically face-planted on my couch and didn’t move until it was bedtime. Friday night after work Evan and Brotherman picked me up for a fun weekend at their cottage. Well alright, I am using the word fun loosely here. Cottage leisuring is one of my favourite activities of all time, but they are currently renovating their cottage so the plan was to be working for most of the weekend. I knew what I was signing up for though, so I packed up my grubby painting clothes and was ready to go.

We stopped at a Tim Hortons on the way up, which also had a Cold Stone Creamery in it, and when I saw this I couldn’t say no…

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That would be cake batter ice cream with sprinkles sandwiched between two Tim Hortons chocolate chip cookies. So it was basically my dream. It is a very good thing there aren’t any Cold Stone Creameries located close to me because I could easily eat that every day.

We also stopped at the Golden Beach Resort on Rice Lake, which is near their cottage and a frequent hangout for those lads.

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Evan is quite a catch, I cannot lie (also, who painted this picture? Why does my hand just disappear into my hip?)

We went to the little restaurant there for dinner, and I was excited about it as Evan and Brotherman have been raaaaaving on about this place to me for months.

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It was very cute and rustic, and it definitely had a cottagey vibe. This amazing sign was apparently in the men’s bathroom.

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I didn’t actually see it (because I’m not allowed in there), but Brotherman took a picture on his phone to show me. I was very disappointed to find zero signs in the women’s washroom. There was just a boring poster for some shopping event. Does being a lady mean I can’t enjoy a clever beer sign?! No it does not.

We ate on the patio, which was nice until it started to get dark and the mosquitos were all up in my grill. I grew up in a forest though, so I am used to those annoying little bastards. I like it when they bite my eye.

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I lied. I do not (this picture is not from this weekend. I avoided getting bit on the eye).

Anyway, I liked the patio. It will full of interesting characters, like an intoxicated father yelling at everyone and talking about his nether regions very loudly, and a male chef in oversized red stilettos. Definitely a frequent sight in the city, but a pleasant surprise in cottage country.

I started my cottage weekend off right with a big ol’ pint.

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And the haddock and chips were the Friday night special, so that’s what we all ordered.

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That was actually the small, and it was huge. And really delicious.

We finally arrived at the cottage and were greeted by most of Evan’s family on his dad’s side: his aunt and uncle, and cousins and families, none of whom I had met before. They were all very nice and welcoming, and they had a cheese platter laid out with about 10 different kinds of cheese, so of course I liked them all immediately.

Evan’s cottage is gorgeous.

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This is the view from their deck. Their property is very secluded, and it’s probably the biggest cottage I have been to. It has two floors and a walkout basement with five bedrooms, two bathrooms, a kitchen and a living/dining room. Which is awesome, but bigger is not exactly better when you are painting every single one of those rooms and laying down new floor in almost all of them. That was what our Saturday activities consisted of.

Here is the family room before the new floor…

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And this is it after (but not painted yet).

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The floor is beautiful! I cannot take any credit for that, it was all Evan and his cousin’s husband. Evan was the official saw handler.

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Note the protective glasses and ear muffs. Safety first, friends.

We are not quite done and will be returning this weekend to finish, but with 10 people working we accomplished quite a lot!

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I was absolutely covered in paint afterwards. I had it everywhere.

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I can’t paint and not have it all over me. I don’t know how it is possible. But I told everyone that I purposely got paint all over myself so it looked like I was working hard. Oh I know the tricks.

But I did work very hard. I will basically do whatever you want if you pay me in food, which Evan’s family must have known, because they paid me quite well.

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Dinner Plate #1

Yeah I get down with fake cheese sometimes.

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Dinner Plate #2

I actually didn’t mind working at all, and I feel like that is a very good environment to get to know people. It was a good first family meeting, and I definitely feel pretty comfortable around them all now (painting for 8 hours will make you a little loopy and say weird things). Plus a lot of the weekend looked like this:

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So I wasn’t exactly rushing outside to be in the sunshine. I didn’t even go swimming!

But I did get out for a bit on Sunday to read my book on the deck.

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It was overcast for a lot of the day so I didn’t put on sunscreen, and of course I managed to get a bit of a sunburn. I NEVER used to burn EVER, my entire childhood. Stupid sun. It does not like me anymore.

Anyway, it was a good weekend and I was really sore yesterday. I drank a lot of beer also. Oh, and Evan’s Uncle Gino is my new favourite. That is all.